Just had to make some comments on some of the more WTF moments so I’ve put those into this short, spoiler-filled post. Proceed at your own risk!
I loved the opening with Fin as James Bond. Really started things off on a much better foot than shoving Kelly Osborne in our face last time.
President Mark Cuban has my vote! I’m sure a sizable percentage of the audience was disappointed that Vice President Ann Coulter also turned out to be a stair surfing commando, though.
Was that really Michael Winslow not doing any sound effects at all?!
I choose to believe that Fin is the second member of the Order of the Golden Chainsaw behind this man.
Shark Iwo Jima. Yes. This is thing that happened.
As did Abe Lincoln Shark Pieta.
Also, this happened.
So, on top of everything else, now Fin has to finish writing Game of Thrones.
Somehow Anthony Weiner is working at NASA. You’d think there would be some sort of screening process.
The government has had a Sharknado-destroying weapon this whole time and they apparently just forgot about it. And, of course, it was destroyed by the space sharks immediately after it was used.
April not only gives birth inside a shark, but somehow she managed to do it without taking off her pants. That’s quite an achievement!
It’s really not clear if the Hoff actually somehow walked from low Earth orbit over to the Moon, but I’m guessing that was supposed to be a fantasy sequence that Fin was imagining because the Hoff also had a completely intact lunar lander behind him. Then again, him having a lunar lander in his pocket would hardly be the most ridiculous thing in the movie.
Remember folks, vote April lives!